We come from the lands of the snow and ice... and gods of war and thunder
with a swing of an oar we would reach your shore and pillage and rob and plunder
we were ravishers of women and capturers of kings
but now we're friends we'll make amends we fill your homes with lots of groovy things.
IKEA!
we'll get your houses looking sleek and modern that's for sure
IKEA!
we're conquering the world with our self assembly flat pack furniture.
You can maximise your living space and brighten up your walls
or just have a cup of coffee and perhaps some nice big bowls
and if you haven't killed each other by the time you get to pay
perhaps you'd like to know who made us what we are today
Our boss is Ingvar Kamprad he takes his vodka straight
he's been our fearless leader since 1958
if we can follow all of the instructions he will give
then all the world will have the little bits to build a better way to live.
IKEA!
our CEO's a legendary viking entrepreneur
IKEA!
we're conquering the world with our self assembly flat pack furniture.
IKEA!
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