I had a bad day
Nothin’ ever goes my way.
I lost my job
I wanna’ sit right down and sob.
There’s gotta’ be a way
To make everything okay
I want the key to heaven
And it’s not that far away.
My love done gone
Left me standing on the lawn,
She made me cry
I wanna’ lay right down and die.
There’s gotta’ be a way
To make everything okay
I want the key to heaven
And it’s not that far away.
My car broke down,
Left me stranded out of town.
I couldn’t get a ride,
So I walked until I cried.
Well walkin’ down the highway,
I found a better way,
I found the key to heaven
And it’s not that far away.
I’m wanna’ go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Yeah, take me to the mall.
I’m wanna’ go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Let Visa pay it all.
Whatever life may hand me
There’s nothing that’s too hard.
I’m wanna’ go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Put it on my Mastercard.
I got no cash
My retirement’s in the trash.
My Enron stock’s
Left me washed up on the rocks.
I’ll be working every day
At least that’s what they say
I’ll earn the key to heaven
And it’s not that far away.
I wanna’ go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Yeah, take me to the mall.
I wanna’ go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Let Visa pay it all.
Whatever life may hand me
There’s nothing that’s too hard.
I’m wanna’ go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Put it on my Mastercard.
There was death all around
When they brought the towers down.
There was no place to hide
So I sat right down and cried.
Heard the President say
There is a better way
He found the key to heaven
And it’s not that far away.
Let’s all go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Yeah, lets’ go to the mall.
Don’t ya’ wanna’ go shoppin, shoppin’, shoppin’
Let Visa pay it all.
Whatever life may hand you
There’s nothing that’s too hard.
Let’s all go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Put it on your Mastercard.
Now you’ve heard my song
It may be a bit too long.
But they dug a hole
And it’s gonna trap your soul.
There’s a price to pay
For shoppin’ every day
If that’s the key to Heaven
Help me find another way.
If that’s the key to Heaven
Help me find another way.
Nothin’ ever goes my way.
I lost my job
I wanna’ sit right down and sob.
There’s gotta’ be a way
To make everything okay
I want the key to heaven
And it’s not that far away.
My love done gone
Left me standing on the lawn,
She made me cry
I wanna’ lay right down and die.
There’s gotta’ be a way
To make everything okay
I want the key to heaven
And it’s not that far away.
My car broke down,
Left me stranded out of town.
I couldn’t get a ride,
So I walked until I cried.
Well walkin’ down the highway,
I found a better way,
I found the key to heaven
And it’s not that far away.
I’m wanna’ go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Yeah, take me to the mall.
I’m wanna’ go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Let Visa pay it all.
Whatever life may hand me
There’s nothing that’s too hard.
I’m wanna’ go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Put it on my Mastercard.
I got no cash
My retirement’s in the trash.
My Enron stock’s
Left me washed up on the rocks.
I’ll be working every day
At least that’s what they say
I’ll earn the key to heaven
And it’s not that far away.
I wanna’ go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Yeah, take me to the mall.
I wanna’ go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Let Visa pay it all.
Whatever life may hand me
There’s nothing that’s too hard.
I’m wanna’ go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Put it on my Mastercard.
There was death all around
When they brought the towers down.
There was no place to hide
So I sat right down and cried.
Heard the President say
There is a better way
He found the key to heaven
And it’s not that far away.
Let’s all go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Yeah, lets’ go to the mall.
Don’t ya’ wanna’ go shoppin, shoppin’, shoppin’
Let Visa pay it all.
Whatever life may hand you
There’s nothing that’s too hard.
Let’s all go shoppin’, shoppin’, shoppin’
Put it on your Mastercard.
Now you’ve heard my song
It may be a bit too long.
But they dug a hole
And it’s gonna trap your soul.
There’s a price to pay
For shoppin’ every day
If that’s the key to Heaven
Help me find another way.
If that’s the key to Heaven
Help me find another way.
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