Are Milosevic's mass murderers still cleansing Kosovo?
Is Iraq still making weapons? Does anybody know
Are the Palestinians and Israelis going at it still?
Who knows? There's nothing on the news but Monica and Bill
There's nothing on the news but Monica and Bill
No one ever did what they did, and no one ever will
I used to think it didn't matter, now I have no doubt
Cause Monica and Bill are what the news is all about
Are the peasants of Chiapas getting massacred tonight?
Are Rwanda and Burundi set to have another fight?
Did they lose another hundred billion dollars in Brazil?
Who knows? There's nothing on the news but Monica and Bill
There's nothing on the news but Monica and Bill
No one ever did what they did, and no one ever will
I used to think it didn't matter, now I have no doubt
Cause Monica and Bill are what the news is all about
Did they find a cure for cancer? Did they put an end to war?
Did Bill Gates say, "I'm rich enough, I don't need any more"?
Did Christ come back in Beijing? Was Elvis found on Mars?
Does anybody really care where Bill puts his cigars?
There's nothing on the news but Monica and Bill
No one ever did what they did, and no one ever will
I used to think it didn't matter, now I have no doubt
Cause Monica and Bill are what the news is all about
Is Iraq still making weapons? Does anybody know
Are the Palestinians and Israelis going at it still?
Who knows? There's nothing on the news but Monica and Bill
There's nothing on the news but Monica and Bill
No one ever did what they did, and no one ever will
I used to think it didn't matter, now I have no doubt
Cause Monica and Bill are what the news is all about
Are the peasants of Chiapas getting massacred tonight?
Are Rwanda and Burundi set to have another fight?
Did they lose another hundred billion dollars in Brazil?
Who knows? There's nothing on the news but Monica and Bill
There's nothing on the news but Monica and Bill
No one ever did what they did, and no one ever will
I used to think it didn't matter, now I have no doubt
Cause Monica and Bill are what the news is all about
Did they find a cure for cancer? Did they put an end to war?
Did Bill Gates say, "I'm rich enough, I don't need any more"?
Did Christ come back in Beijing? Was Elvis found on Mars?
Does anybody really care where Bill puts his cigars?
There's nothing on the news but Monica and Bill
No one ever did what they did, and no one ever will
I used to think it didn't matter, now I have no doubt
Cause Monica and Bill are what the news is all about
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