Weird Al Yankovic
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Album: Running with Scissors

Sometimes I really want to be alone
But that's the one state I'm never in
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
Of tiny, one-celled organisms on my skin

(Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
(Germs) But they just come right back
(Germs) I can't even see 'em, but I know they''re up to something
Hey, don't touch me - you don't know where it's been

They're all over me
They're inside o me
Can't get 'em offa me
I'm covered with microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me?
What they'll do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with...microscopic bacteria

They're creepin' around my shorts
They're under the bathroom sink
They're ridin' inside my car
They're swimmin' in my drink
They're hidin' between my toes
They're lurkin' in every kiss
I got 'em way up my nose
In every orafice
I'm gonna show them who's boss
Just gimme some Lysol spray
Just hand me a moist towelette
Don't tell me I'm paranoid
I know that they're after me
Look under the microscope

They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em offa me
What they'll do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with...microscopic bacteria

They're all over me
I can feel 'em all over me
Over every part of me
Microscopic bacteria
I know they're watching me
They're always watching me
Won''t somebody help me
Please somebody help me
You've got believe me
They're out to get me
They wanna control me
They wanna destroy me
They're tryin' to ill me
It kind of upsets me

2020/3/26 - 02:44

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