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Every Sperm Is Sacred

Monty Python
Lingua: Inglese



Dad:

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammud, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came.
Because...
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Children:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Child:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Children:
Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Mum:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Men:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,

Women :
If a sperm is wasted,

Children :
God gets quite irate.

Priest:
Every sperm is wanted,

Br. & Gr :
Every sperm is good,

Nannies:
Every sperm is needed,

Cardinal:
In your neighborhood.

Children:
Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,

Funeral:
God needs everybody's,

Mourner1:
Mine !

Mourner2:
And mine !

Corpse:
And mine !

Nun:
Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill, and plain,

Statues:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Everyone:

Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.


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