I was in my pyjamas when I heard a startled voice
Speaking on the BBC
– You've got 45 minutes to eat your breakfast, son
Or you'll be toast you see –
There's a Zionist plot down the road from me
They can't grow olives cause the climate's wrong you see
Now I've got to move out!
['Oh dearie me' or 'I've got water on the knee'
Sing along with the line of your choice]
I'm caught between the devil
And the deep blue sea
Don't want to die
In this foreign land
You'll hear me cry
As I fall into the sand
I'd rather be
A cheese-eating -surrender monkey
I'd rather be
A cheese-eating surrender monkey..
I rather be, I'd rather be..
(A cheese-eating surrender monkey)
Don't want to die
in this foreign land..
You'll hear me cry
as I collapse into the sand..
I'd rather be
A cheese-eating surrender monkey
I'd rather be
A cheese-eating surrender monkey
I rather be, I'd rather be..
Speaking on the BBC
– You've got 45 minutes to eat your breakfast, son
Or you'll be toast you see –
There's a Zionist plot down the road from me
They can't grow olives cause the climate's wrong you see
Now I've got to move out!
['Oh dearie me' or 'I've got water on the knee'
Sing along with the line of your choice]
I'm caught between the devil
And the deep blue sea
Don't want to die
In this foreign land
You'll hear me cry
As I fall into the sand
I'd rather be
A cheese-eating -surrender monkey
I'd rather be
A cheese-eating surrender monkey..
I rather be, I'd rather be..
(A cheese-eating surrender monkey)
Don't want to die
in this foreign land..
You'll hear me cry
as I collapse into the sand..
I'd rather be
A cheese-eating surrender monkey
I'd rather be
A cheese-eating surrender monkey
I rather be, I'd rather be..
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