Well, I thought about the army
Dad said: – Son you're fucking high –
And I thought, yeah -there's a first for everything
So I took my old man's advice Three sad semesters
It was only fifteen grand spent in bed
I thought about the army
I dropped out and joined a band instead..
Grew a moustache and a mullet
Got a job at chic-fil-a
Citing artistic differences -The band broke up in May
And in June reformed without me
And they'd got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame.. Oh, no..
I've been thinking a lot today,
I've been thinking a lot today..
Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay
Oh, I think I'll take it to LA
Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday..
In this time of introspection
On the eve of my election
I say to my reflection
God, please -spare me more rejection
'cause my peers, they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels..
I've been thinking a lot today,
I've been thinking a lot today,
I've been thinking a lot today..
I thought about.. the army...
Dad said: – Son you're fucking high –
And I thought, yeah -there's a first for everything
So I took my old man's advice Three sad semesters
It was only fifteen grand spent in bed
I thought about the army
I dropped out and joined a band instead..
Grew a moustache and a mullet
Got a job at chic-fil-a
Citing artistic differences -The band broke up in May
And in June reformed without me
And they'd got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame.. Oh, no..
I've been thinking a lot today,
I've been thinking a lot today..
Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay
Oh, I think I'll take it to LA
Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday..
In this time of introspection
On the eve of my election
I say to my reflection
God, please -spare me more rejection
'cause my peers, they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels..
I've been thinking a lot today,
I've been thinking a lot today,
I've been thinking a lot today..
I thought about.. the army...
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