Ditto..
Ditto...
Ditto....
Ditto.....
Coming from Canada, we
love those leaders who
pesonify the US way to be,
There was JFK, and LBJ, and WKRP.
But of all of these there
is not one to rival the
greatest genius of
them all
He's a megalo with a healthy glow
He's the man called Rush Limbaugh.
He's a dose of P.T. Barnum
With a Mussolini twist.
There in the limosine,
parked on the lawn,
He's a goofy Gengis Khan.
Not since Jesus Christ has
the world seen someone
With such widely sindicated views
Hundreds of years from now
they'll celebrate Rush-mas
And Rush-ashana for the Jews.
'Cause he'll pull the plug
on femi-nazis, paranoid
minorities and gays.
He's a burning bush with
a network push,
Sure to start a country-wide blaze.
He taught me to love and
praise Charlton Heston
Oliver North is quite a nice man too.
Forget Al and Tipper
Let's bring back the Gipper
And Joe McCarthy too!
I was a troubled soul,
consumed by voices
advocating special
interest
groups and vice
'Till Rush rushed to my sweet rescue
Now I'll never ever hafta think twice.
Never ever hafta think twice...
So we'll sign a check for Limbaugh-ism
Restore the moral fundamental core
We'll cut the debt,
And start a Tet
Offensive on the poor.
It's a blitzkrieg in the making,
(Everybody!)
It's distinctly upper-class
(Well, not everybody...)
Yes sir I'll get the door
Roll the carpet on the floor
For a man...
For a man...
For a man...
Such a man...
For a man....
With his head up his-
Ditto!
Ditto!
Ditto!
Ditto!
Ask us the name the name of
the King - It's Rush!
Ditto...
Ditto....
Ditto.....
Coming from Canada, we
love those leaders who
pesonify the US way to be,
There was JFK, and LBJ, and WKRP.
But of all of these there
is not one to rival the
greatest genius of
them all
He's a megalo with a healthy glow
He's the man called Rush Limbaugh.
He's a dose of P.T. Barnum
With a Mussolini twist.
There in the limosine,
parked on the lawn,
He's a goofy Gengis Khan.
Not since Jesus Christ has
the world seen someone
With such widely sindicated views
Hundreds of years from now
they'll celebrate Rush-mas
And Rush-ashana for the Jews.
'Cause he'll pull the plug
on femi-nazis, paranoid
minorities and gays.
He's a burning bush with
a network push,
Sure to start a country-wide blaze.
He taught me to love and
praise Charlton Heston
Oliver North is quite a nice man too.
Forget Al and Tipper
Let's bring back the Gipper
And Joe McCarthy too!
I was a troubled soul,
consumed by voices
advocating special
interest
groups and vice
'Till Rush rushed to my sweet rescue
Now I'll never ever hafta think twice.
Never ever hafta think twice...
So we'll sign a check for Limbaugh-ism
Restore the moral fundamental core
We'll cut the debt,
And start a Tet
Offensive on the poor.
It's a blitzkrieg in the making,
(Everybody!)
It's distinctly upper-class
(Well, not everybody...)
Yes sir I'll get the door
Roll the carpet on the floor
For a man...
For a man...
For a man...
Such a man...
For a man....
With his head up his-
Ditto!
Ditto!
Ditto!
Ditto!
Ask us the name the name of
the King - It's Rush!
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