Well I'm a true believer
And I'm going to be saved
When all of you wicked sinners
Are headed for the grave.
I'm going up to Heaven
And you're going down to hell
I'm getting my reward
When they ring that Rapture Bell.
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
Yes, I'm going up to Heaven
And you're going down to hell
I'll be sitting pretty
Looking down from up above
And you'll be covered in boils and sores
Crawling in the mud! -Ha Ha!
Now we're running out of oil
And the rivers are almost dry
And a host of folks are starving
You can hear the children cry
But when the last clean air's polluted
And the last tree is felled
Jesus Christ will come on down
And ring the Rapture Bell.
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
When the last clean air's polluted
And the last tree is felled
I'll be lifted up to heaven
Going to sit at God's right hand
And whatever happens to the rest of you guys
I couldn't give a damn!
Now we've got to stop these people
Making peace in the Middle East
That's where me and my cousin Ahmed
Have got something in common at least
We've got to stir up the Israelis
And the Arab folks as well
When the final battle starts
That's when we'll hear the Rapture Bell.
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
We've got to stir up the Israelis
And the Arab folks as well
It's written in Revelation
It even names the battle place
Yes I'm headin' for Armageddon
With a smile on my face!
So come on all you Christians
And get with the agenda
If you want to make a perfect world
You've got to put it through the blender
No, I can't wait to hear the cries
And smell the fires of hell
When the earth is finally burning
I'm gonna hear that Rapture Bell.
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
No I can't wait to hear the cries
And smell the fires of hell
I'm a follower of Jesus
And God is on my side
I'll be riding up to paradise
While all you fools get fried.
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
No I can't wait to hear the cries
And smell the fires of hell!
I'm a follower of Jesus
And God is on my side
I'll be riding up to paradise
While all you fools get fried!
And I'm going to be saved
When all of you wicked sinners
Are headed for the grave.
I'm going up to Heaven
And you're going down to hell
I'm getting my reward
When they ring that Rapture Bell.
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
Yes, I'm going up to Heaven
And you're going down to hell
I'll be sitting pretty
Looking down from up above
And you'll be covered in boils and sores
Crawling in the mud! -Ha Ha!
Now we're running out of oil
And the rivers are almost dry
And a host of folks are starving
You can hear the children cry
But when the last clean air's polluted
And the last tree is felled
Jesus Christ will come on down
And ring the Rapture Bell.
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
When the last clean air's polluted
And the last tree is felled
I'll be lifted up to heaven
Going to sit at God's right hand
And whatever happens to the rest of you guys
I couldn't give a damn!
Now we've got to stop these people
Making peace in the Middle East
That's where me and my cousin Ahmed
Have got something in common at least
We've got to stir up the Israelis
And the Arab folks as well
When the final battle starts
That's when we'll hear the Rapture Bell.
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
We've got to stir up the Israelis
And the Arab folks as well
It's written in Revelation
It even names the battle place
Yes I'm headin' for Armageddon
With a smile on my face!
So come on all you Christians
And get with the agenda
If you want to make a perfect world
You've got to put it through the blender
No, I can't wait to hear the cries
And smell the fires of hell
When the earth is finally burning
I'm gonna hear that Rapture Bell.
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
No I can't wait to hear the cries
And smell the fires of hell
I'm a follower of Jesus
And God is on my side
I'll be riding up to paradise
While all you fools get fried.
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
Rapture Bell! Rapture Bell!
No I can't wait to hear the cries
And smell the fires of hell!
I'm a follower of Jesus
And God is on my side
I'll be riding up to paradise
While all you fools get fried!
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